Reblog all the things.
masturbate to the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 orgasms) so give it a try!

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

allantruong:

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

as a soy milk aficionado, this is correct

doujinsushi:

wooHOO im done dyeing my hair

madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying